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June 11, 2016

Dear Editor,

On June 2nd a photo was posted of Port Stanley Beach, probably taken from the pier, with the title being "Something Wrong With This Picture". Your readers will find it available on your website for anyone to review. I have done so and hope to answer the question implied in the title by the author.

In this surveillance photo, there are dark figures on shore and in the water. They could easily be nuns or terrorists. It could be that the nuns are in the water being menaced by the terrorists, or vice-versa. It's a hazy day and the light and distance makes things difficult to discern. Fortunately the subjects in the water are accompanied by a couple of faithful dogs at the ready to ward off any terrorist threat.

Or I could be completely mistaken and the dogs may be members of "We Won't Roll Over" demonstrating in favor of a Dog Beach through civil disobedience, thereby risking detection by the busybodies of this world.

Such persons should be aware that their detective skills are in great demand around the globe. North Korea comes to mind. When Donald Trump becomes President, he is going to need vigilant citizens to spy on and detect illegal immigrants, and post their pictures on the web.

His gain is our loss.


Patrick Harding

. Visit my website at www.patrick-harding.com

Last Updated: Saturday, 11 June 2016 14:30:59 PM EST

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